Darn those coronas

It was just another beautiful day in Naples and we decided to go to the beach. I asked if we should bring some beer and was told that Coronas sound great. Conveniently enough we had limes so it just seemed like it was meant to be. So we stopped by 7'11 and picked up some corona and headed to the beach. As soon as we got there we remembered that you are not allowed to have glass bottles on the beach. We already invested in the beer so it only seemed like the right thing to do was be on guard of the beach patrol.

We were having a good time basking in the sun, fishing, and pretending we were in a Corona commercial when the beach patrol drove by. We saw him coming so we had enough time to hide the beer but the second time we were not so lucky. Steve saw him at the last second and tried to hide it but it was too late. He drove his 4x4 over and said you know you are not allowed to have glass bottles on the beach. We completely played dumb and said oh we just moved here a couple of days ago we had no idea (it was only 2/3 not true). He asked to see someones license and Steve went to grab his but we would have caught in our fib. Matt handed him his and he told us the fine is $65 dollars a bottle. That is a super expensive 12 pack.......$780 dollars to be exact. We are so lucky that the officer said that we were cooperative and super nice that he was going to let us off with a warning.

Beach + Glass bottles = Expensive day on the beach